This year, I am doing something different!
Last year, I sent out 127 Christmas cards!
This year, I know I would not want
to do another
127, or even 150! And get another writer's cramp!
So here I am! With this e-card!
So, my friends: don't you cry, don't you pout!
'Cause Santa Claus is coming to town!
And yeah, Jerrilyn, you may leave
bag of coal, like you did the last time!
I have always been a bad boy and always will!
Long live, Calvin
! ! ! ! ! !
Don't ye ever say DUH, because
you will be sorry, watch me!