Number of suckers who had clicked the
"21 and over" link: and still counting.

Did you really think that I'd abandon Calvin when revamping my website? You gotta be crazy, nuts, idiotic! *rolling eyes*

and...

to my Calvin and Hobbes inspired 240i.com sandbox, adventure, playground, harem, nirvana, summit, breath, kingdom, fiefdom, nightmare, holiday, xanadu, mental ward, zoo, backyard, fantasy, prison, carnival, sovereign, airspace, world, universe, dream or whathaveyou, but you get the idea!

But try to behave?